So, we're all about good food and the stories that go with it, right? Like your favourite pie that you were baking when you got the call about getting that awesome job, or the fish dish you were making when your two-year-old finally pees, but it's not in the toilet....
Anyway, the point I'm getting at is that I totally wish I had been cooking something at the moment when Kanye West totally messed with little Taylor Swift. So, then I was thinking if I was cooking what would be the memorable food experience hmmmmm.... well, besides liver (which I detest) or maybe tongue, I'm not sure what other food would accompany such an episode. Perhaps, cow crap on a bun, lightly glazed with toad saliva and toasted...
Whatever, maybe I'll create a new sandwich called the open-schmuck sandwich or ass pie. Sheesh, so many choices and so little time. I know, I know, I should be talking about real food but I had to jump on the Kanye wagon. Pardon me while I go start mixing up some sour guacamole as I watch Kanye on the new Jay Leno show....
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